THE UNICORNS
I WAS BORN (A UNICORN)

I saw the Unicorns live five times. Most people weren't lucky enough to see them once. They're still one of my favorite bands. Live, they were some strange prop-comic/garage band hybrid. They told jokes, brought up special surprise irrelevant unidentifiable guests (often their roadie, Max, in some poorly fashioned disguise), and never worried about playing music.

All three Unicorns have gone on to make more great music. I'm not sure I really even want them to reunite. I mean, Unicorns aren't real. They never actually existed, right?